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Ham Is Ass

from Valiant Mustache by Leonard the Comet

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Nine or ten times my thumbnail bleeds
Tryin' to pop that dang tab open so I can eat
Got my favorite salsa ready to go
Ketchup and salt mixed up in a bowl
My sister asks why I forgot the beans
They're in the trunk with all my nudie magazines

Even though we all know ham is ass
I still save it all for last
Even though we all know ham is ass
Eatin' it's like catchin' a touchdown pass
Even though we all know ham is ass
It's the best part of every meal
Even though we all know ham is ass
It comes in ovals of tin or steel

Lost my forks and my right eye back in '95
I'll eat my meat out of the can with a pocketknife
That pretty squishy sound when I break the seal
Can't say how glad it makes my lone heart feel
Sittin' below my tin can chandelier
I'll wash it down with a can of week-old, warm, flat beer

Fully cooked ham
Pork shoulder meat
Modified potato starch
Sodium nitrite
Salt
Water

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from Valiant Mustache, released July 4, 2011

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Leonard the Comet San Francisco, California

Leonard the Comet is a medium-fi indie rock solo project, now based in San Francisco.

Nathan has played in bands including Meteorade, Slow Loris, and El-Tin Fun in Madison, WI, and Loser Soup, Common People, and Bulletproof Hearts in Santa Cruz, CA.
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